Next journey...

"為什麼這個學期你特別的關注自己的學業啊?" 朋友玲很好奇我這個學期的奇特反應, 對學業的熱衷. 雖然這是一件好事, 但發生在我身上卻很不平凡.
"Why do you have a particular concern on your studies in this semester?" My friend Ling is very curious about my strange reaction and enthusiasm to the academic. Although this is a good thing, but it is very unusual for me.

從小, 我就不學習, 小學, 中學, 中六, 都是這樣的得過且過, 難倒連我的大學生活也要一塌糊涂嗎? 雖然都不怎樣用功就能得到, 為何我不努力而得到更多屬于我的呢?
Since childhood, I don't study much, primary, secondary and sixth form, i just using my brain to pass through these stages, is it I want to mess up with my university life? Since i got everything even though i am not paying effort, why don't i study and get a better result?

上天給我這個智慧, 不運用不是會讓他捶心肝嗎? 媽媽煲的天麻也都白費.
God give me the wisdom, if i am not using it then what the hell he wanna gives me? My mom' Gastrodia soup also wasted.

我的糊涂不是因為我不能辦, 而是因為我的惰性.
My life sucks because of my laziness.

所以努力一時, 享福一世. (催眠自己ing...)
So hard a while, enjoy a happy life. (Hypnotizing ... myself )

害怕了, 感覺到自己即將要踏入人生的另一個階段, 要開始工作了. 害怕的不是工作的難度, 而是人事上的相處. 來到大學, 才知道自己是多么的不會維持自己的人際關系.
Fear, and feel like i am stepping to another stage of life, begin to work. I do not fear of difficulty of work, but the relationship between colleague. After i studying in university, i just realized how sucks am I in managing my relationship.

雖然在別人眼中是個開心果, 但卻因心直口快經常不小心得罪別人. 不要這樣的一個自己, 都幾歲了, 還要無知嗎? 我不要又傻又天真.
I am a absolute positive people in front of people, but because of outspoken people often offended. I don't want to be like this, i already grew up, wanna keep my innocence anymore?

現階段的夢想是找個好工作, 能承擔自己也承擔家庭, 另外我還有一個夢想, 我想去西藏. 想探索那神秘的地方, 發掘那十大神秘的園地.
At this stage my dream is to find a good job, so that i can afford my family, another dream is traveling to Tibet, I would like to explore the mysterious of Tibet.

忽然很想去西藏是因為一本書<西藏禁书>, 內容是關于發生在西藏的神秘恐怖事件, 里面我得到了很多資訊, 也挑起了我的冒險心, 要看看書里的一切是否屬實.
Suddenly feel like wanted to go to Tibet because of a book "Tibet Jing Shu", the content is about the mysterious place in Tibet, which I got a lot of information, but also to provoke heart of my adventure, where everything depends on whether the book is fact or created.

而且就像我自己文章曾經提過我的尼姑命, 或許那個擁有濃厚宗教氣息, 或許對我來說是一個好歸宿.
Just like my previous article, I mentioned that I have a fate to become nun. Tibet is a place that full with religious atmosphere, maybe it is a home for me.

可是去之前, 我一定要減肥成功然后練好自己的身體, 以對付那高原空氣.
But before i go there, i must diet and train myself to defends myself.

另外, 我也想要去西伯利亚, 那邊感覺是個非常特別的地方, 很靠近中國.
Besides, I wish to go Siberia. That place gives me a strange feeling, and it is very near with China.

你們知道西伯利亚老虎嗎? 全世界最大的老虎, 体重可达三百五十公斤, 在國家動物園看見的老虎都像兔子一樣被馴養了, 看野生的老虎應該很刺激. 而西伯利亚熊則是世界最大的肉食動物, 兩個王者聚在一起, 那情景多么震撼!
Do you all know Siberian Tiger, biggest tiger in world, their weight can reached 350kg. The tigers we saw at National Zoo are already domesticated like rabbit, if seeing the wild tiger, that must be very excited. And East Siberian Brown Bear is the biggest carnivorous animals in world, when two kings meet, what will happen? It must be very shocked!

我現在現在真的好像飛去了那遙遠的國都...讓夢想因我而實現.
I am now really feeling like flying to that far far away kingdom, let the dream be realized because of me.

以后有誰要去西藏的話, 請通知我一聲.
If who want to go Tibet, please inform me.

現在讓我閉上眼睛..想想我的Next Journey.
Now, let me close my eyes and think about my Next Journey.

P.s.
對不起哦, 最近忙着考試, 根本沒能去你們的家看看, 等我忙完樂, 一定會去煩你們, 麻雀啊..我沒有忘記你喇!
Sorry, recently busy for exam, so I don't have time to visit my friends' blog, after i become free, I sure will disturb you all. sparrow, I don't forget you o!

Do you all know who he is?

Tips : poison

I want FIN!!!

NOWnews 更新日期:'2009/03/17 01:03' 生活中心／綜合報導
NOWnews Updated: '2009 / 03/17 01:03 'living centers / roundup

最近網路出現一個有關一位香港婦女因為吃不到魚翅，而大鬧店家，甚至還耍賴在地上打滾的影片，其誇張的行徑，讓人看了哭笑不得，也引起很多網友討論，還有人竟認為，這可能是保育團體拍攝的「拒吃魚翅」宣導影片。
Recently a woman making trouble in one shop and even rolle on the land when she found that the shop don't have any fin. This short fil has get a lot attraction and discussions. Some think that this is a film that made by "anti fin" group.

在這個影片中，穿著黑色T恤的香港婦女到一家海鮮餐廳用餐，當穿橘色衣服的老闆告訴她沒有魚翅湯時，她突然抓狂：「我要吃魚翅啊！為什麼沒有魚翅？這麼多魚，為什麼沒有魚翅？你告訴我，魚翅在哪裡？我要吃魚翅啊！我要吃魚翅！
」
in this film, a balck shirt woman ate in a seafood restaurant, when the orang shirt boss told her no more fin soup in the restaurant, she suddenly went crazy and cream:"I want to eat fin! Why no fin? There so many fish, why no fin? You tell me, where is fin? I want to eat fin! I want to eat fin!"

吃不到魚翅的婦女竟然耍賴，還躺在地上大喊想要吃魚翅，接著又站起來拍桌、潑水，連在隔壁桌的老外看了都在偷笑。這位婦女繼續吵：「啊！我要吃魚翅！不可能的，有這麼多魚翅，啊！ 我要吃魚翅！」誇張的行徑，引起眾人的注目。
When she don't get to eat fin, she started to roll on the road and scream that she want to eat fin, and then she stand up and smashed table, splashed water, the foreigner that sat beside also smile. This woman keep going to scream:" I want to eat fin! That is impossible, there so many shark fin, A! I want to eat fin!" Her outrageous attitude has attract many peoples.

不過，有網友質疑：這位婦女的行為太過誇張，應該是保育團體拍攝「拒吃魚翅」的宣導短片，無論是真是假，的確已經在網路上引發話題及熱烈討論。（新聞來源：東森新聞）
But some people think that this woman react over, this film suppose to be a prmotion video, no matter this is real or false, this film already attract many people to discuss about it.

在我看來, 我覺得這影片的真實度還滿真實的, 因為在最后, 那女人發現有人偷拍, 馬上指着他說,"你拍什麼啊?"
According to Vera's opinion, I think this film is quite real, because at last, th woman found someone shooting her, she point to that guy and sais:"What are you shooting"?

以下是link哦!
The link is at below.

http://share.youthwant.com.tw/sh.php?id=63002208

TEN TOP JOKES FROM TEN DIFFERENT COUNTRIES

* Top joke in New Zealand

A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer.

His friend says: “Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.”

The man then replies: “Yeah, well we were married 35 years.”


* Top joke in Canada

When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300°C.

The Russians used a pencil.


* Top joke in Australia

This woman rushed to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off: “Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled up, my skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were bloodshot and bugging out, and I had this corpse-like look on my face! What's WRONG with me, Doctor!?”

The doctor looks her over for a couple of minutes, then calmly says: “Well, I can tell you that there ain't nothing wrong with your eyesight....”


* Top joke in Belgium

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stamp out fires.

Why do elephants have flat feet?

To stamp out burning ducks


* Top joke in Germany

A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly. The soldier would pick up any piece of paper he found, frown and say: “That's not it” and put it down again. This went on for some time, until the general arranged to have the soldier psychologically tested. The psychologist concluded that the soldier was deranged, and wrote out his discharge from the army.

The soldier picked it up, smiled and said: “That's it.”


* Top joke in UK

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!”

The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.”


* Top joke in England

Two guys are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, “I slept with your mother!” The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do. The first again yells, “I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!”

The other says, “Go home dad you’re drunk.”



* Top joke in Wales

A turtle was walking down an alley in New York when he was mugged by a gang of snails. A police detective came to investigate and asked the turtle if he could explain what happened.

The turtle looked at the detective with a confused look on his face and replied “I don't know, it all happened so fast.”



* Top joke in Northern Ireland


A doctor says to his patient, “I have bad news and worse news”.

“Oh dear, what's the bad news?” asks the patient.

The doctor replies, “You only have 24 hours to live.”

“That's terrible”, said the patient. “How can the news possibly be worse?”

The doctor replies, “I've been trying to contact you since yesterday.”



*Top Joke in Northern Ireland


A doctor says to his patient, “I have bad news and worse news”.

“Oh dear, what's the bad news?” asks the patient.

The doctor replies, “You only have 24 hours to live.”

“That's terrible”, said the patient. “How can the news possibly be worse?”

The doctor replies, “I've been trying to contact you since yesterday.”
Top Joke in Scotland

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather.

Not screaming in terror like his passengers.

Vera's Creation

最近都忙着考試, 而且電腦又出現一點問題, 弄的心情很不爽. 然后還有一個人叫我快點換掉面子書的照片, 哦..我哪有時間啊?
Recently busy for exam, and my laptop has some problems, makes me upset. Someone ask me to change my primary photo in Facebook, Oh, I don't have time.

有沒有看見我的部落格換名字了?呵呵, 這就是大家平時稱呼我的別名, 所以用來當部落格的名字, 也算是個人brand.
Do you all noticed my blog have changed name? hehe, this is the name my friends usually use to address me, so I use it as my blog name, and it is my personal brand.

忙啊!忙啊! 懶得寫, 所以把自己以前做的東西貼上來, 給我意見意見呀..
Busy! lazy to update, so i paste my previous creation, give me some opinions ya..

這是第一個作品, 是用來應付我的教授的.
This is the first creation, for my lecturer.

這是完成品. 因為我看第一個越看越亂, 所以不滿意, 重新做過.
Second Creation, i am not satisfy with the first one, because it looked messy.